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August 1, 2007

I need a new pair of shoes

Just trust me and follow the link.....

http://www.votemoojj.com/stuff/shoes/index.html

August 2, 2007

Free ActiveHold Black Headband For The First 1,000

Thanks Dana!

http://www.studioim.com/

Was Bored....

So I took a pic with the webcam.
and thats my boy.....sticking floam in his eye.

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August 3, 2007

New Contest From The Celebrity Cafe

Win one of Three SHARK WEEK 4-disc DVD sets, celebrating SHARK WEEK’s 20TH ANNIVERSARY!
Three Grand Prize Winners will receive: SHARK WEEK 4-disc DVD sets, celebrating SHARK WEEK’s 20TH ANNIVERSARY!
Daily Entry. Expires September 30, 2007. U.S. Only.

August 5, 2007

Seven New Contests From The Celebrity Cafe

Win a Nintendo Wii
One Grand Prize Winner will receive: A Nintendo Wii
Daily Entry. Expires October 31, 2007. U.S. Only.


Win an Nintendo DS Lite
One Grand Prize Winner will receive: an Nintendo DS Lite
Daily Entry. Expires October 31, 2007. U.S. Only.


The "Win a Trip to Las Vegas!" Contest
One Grand Prize Winner will receive: Two (2) roundtrip airline tickets and a three (3) night hotel stay in Las Vegas!
Daily Entry. Expires October 31, 2007. All Countries.


Win one of Ten Knoxville Jazz Orchestra's CDs
Ten Grand Prize Winners will receive: Knoxville Jazz Orchestra's CDs
Daily Entry. Expires September 30, 2007. U.S. Only.


Win one of 10 Love Letters from Ella's CDs
Ten Grand Prize Winners will receive: Love Letters From Ella's CDs
Daily Entry. Expires September 30, 2007. U.S. Only.


Win one of Five Arctic Tale Soundtracks
Five Grand Prize Winners will receive: Arctic Tale Soundtrack
Daily Entry. Expires September 30, 2007. U.S. Only.


Win one of Five Marco Polo
Five Grand Prize Winners will receive: Marco Polo
Daily Entry. Expires September 30, 2007. U.S. Only.

9 Reasons why An Apple a Day Really Keeps the Doctor away

As posted on here.


“An apple a day keeps the doctor away”…but why? Do you really know what makes an apple so special? Why is it that we never hear an orange or a banana a day keeps the doctor away?
Apples have properties that no other fruit have and its benefits have been proven overtime. You will be able to get the benefits of these properties individually with other fruits, but an apple combines everything and makes it simpler. It has been shown over and over that if it’s not simple, easy and fast, people won’t take care of their health.

1-Apple contains Vitamin C. Vitamin C helps greatly your immune system. A lot people who lack Vitamin C in their diet have poor healing, bruise easily and have bleeding gums.

2-Prevent Heart Diseases. The reason it can prevent both coronary heart disease and cardiovascular disease is because apples are rich in flavonoid. Flavonoids are also known for their antioxidant effects.

3-Low in calories. A regular size apple has between 70-100 calories. Eating an apple when craving for candy or chocolate can make the desire disappear since apple in itself contains sugar, but gives you only ¼ of the calories.

4-Prevent Cancers. Notice the plural. We all know that cancer comes in several forms and in different places. Apples target multiple cancers such as colon cancer, prostate cancer and breast cancer in women.

5-Apples contain phenols, which have a double effect on cholesterol. It reduces bad cholesterol and increases good cholesterol. They prevent LDL cholesterol from turning into oxidized LDL, a very dangerous form of bad cholesterol which can be deadly.

6-Prevent tooth decay. Tooth decay is an infection that seriously damages the structure of your teeth, which are caused primarily because of bacteria. The juice of the apples has properties that can kill up to 80% of bacteria. So there you have it, an apple a day also keeps the dentist away!

7-Protects your brain from brain disease. This is something many people don’t know, and when you consider that your brain makes the person you are, it gives a whole new perspective. Apple has substances called phytonutrients, and these phytonutrients prevents neurodegenerative diseases like Alzheimer’s and Parkinsonism.

8-Healthier Lungs. A research at the University of Nottingham Research shows that people who eat 5 apples or more per week has lower respiratory problems, including asthma.

9-They taste great! And not only that, they also come in many flavors and colors. Not in a mood for a green apple? Why not get a red one, or a macintosh! Their taste can vary greatly, but still give you all the apple benefits. Variety is an important element to maintaining your health.

On average, Americans consume around 20 pounds of apples a day, which comes to around 1 apple a week. Unfortunately, while an apple a week is better than nothing, it is nowhere close to being able to extract all the advantages apples have to offer. Eating apples is part of balanced and healthy diet than will increase your longevity, so why limit yourself to only 1 per week?

August 6, 2007

Free One Year Subscription To Elle Decor


https://www.valuemags.com/freeoffer/elledecorvm.asp

August 7, 2007

The Impossible Quiz

Oh yeah, get ready to pull your hair out.
No Cheating!

http://www.notdoppler.com/theimpossiblequiz.php

Freebie From Oxygen Network

An email I recieved earlier today.....

Hi James,

My name is Melanie. I’d like to tell you about a giveaway from Oxygen. We’re in the middle of a promotion and we’re giving away travel candles to the first 5000 people who sign up for our Newsletter. Could you post this message on your website:

Subject: Win a Free Travel Candle from Oxygen!

Janice Dickinson asked who to get naked? Tori Spelling married two men in a civil union? Did Mo’Nique really lead plus-size models to take over the runway in Paris?

Stay up to-date on all these stories and the latest Oxygen News. When you sign up for the Oxygen Hotsheet newsletter you’ll win a comforting travel candle that will make you feel like a VIP guest at Tori & Dean’s B&B!

Sign up here: www.oxygen.com/newsletterpromotion

August 8, 2007

Any Ron Paul Fans?

This interview is about an hour long. Enjoy.

The Price Is Right

They are just way too excited.

Dont Run With Forks!

Thanks Vicki for these!

Im glad he's ok!!

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Two New Contests From The Celebrity Cafe

Win one of five ROSEANNE SEASON 8
* Five Grand Prize Winners will receive: ROSEANNE SEASON 8
Daily Entry. Expires August 31, 2007. U.S. And Canada Only.


Win a $100 Shopping Spree on Pepsistyle.com
One Grand Prize Winners will receive: $100 Shopping Spree on Pepsistyle.com
Daily Entry. Expires September 30, 2007. U.S. Only.

August 9, 2007

Sign up for “Fresh Tracks” and recieve a free Versus lens pen

Be one of the first 5,000 hunters to sign up and get a free limited-edition Versus lens pen, a superb new tool in optical lens cleaning technology. Perfect for cleaning binocular lenses, small aperture spotting scopes and telescopes, eyepieces, and other optical items. Comes with a handy retractable dust removal brush and a special non-liquid cleaning element, designed to never dry out. Safe and very easy to use.

Subject to availability and applicable laws.

Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery.

Employees and immediate family members of Comcast, Versus and its partners are not eligible to participate. Only one gift per valid e-mail address.

http://www.versus.com/whitetail_PenOffer

Free California Raisins Lunch Bag

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Get your free California Raisins *lunch bag, compliments of the California Raisin Growers, and enter to win roundtrip airfare and transportation to a Major Theme park in California or Florida. The vacation package includes four day, three night hotel accommodations for a family of four. For full details and contest rules, click here.

http://www.loveyourraisins.com/parents/backtoschool/

August 10, 2007

Thriller

Prisoners in The Phillipines do "Thriller"...

August 11, 2007

How Do We Treat People?

Thanks Mary!

Five lessons to make you think about the way we treat people.

1. First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.

During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz.
I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions,
until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who
cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the
cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s,
but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last
question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last
question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the
professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are
significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do
is smile an d say "hello". I've never forgotten that lesson. I also
learned her name was Dorothy.


2. Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain

One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing
on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm.
Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet,
she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to
help her, generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960s. The man
took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a
taxicab. She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address
and thanked him. Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door.
To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A
special note was attached. It read: "Thank you so much for assisting me
on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes,
but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to
make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away. God
bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others,"
Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole.


3. Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve.

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year-old boy
entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table.. A waitress put a glass
of water in front of him. "How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked...
"Fifty cents," replied the waitress. The little boy pulled his hand out
of his pocket and studied the coins in it. "Well, how much is a plain
dish of ice cream?" he inquired. By now more people were waiting for a
table and the waitress was growing impatient. "Thirty-five cents," she
brusquely replied. The little boy again counted his coins. "I'll have
the plain ice cream," he said. The waitress brought the ice cream, put
the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream,
paid the cashier and left. When the waitress came back, she began to
cry as she wiped down the table. There, placed neatly beside the empty
dish, were two nickels and five pennies. You see, he couldn't have the
sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip.


4. Fourth Important Lesson - The Obstacles in Our Path.

In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he
hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock.
Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and
simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping
the roads clear, but none did anythi ng about getting the stone out of
the way. Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon
approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to
move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and
straining, he finally succeeded After the peasant picked up his load of
vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had
been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the King
indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from
the roadway. The peasant learned what many of us never understand!
Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition.


5. Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts.

Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to
know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare & serious
disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion
from her 5-year-old brother, who had miraculously survived the same
disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness.
The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the
little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister. I saw
him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying,
"Yes I'll do it if it will save her." As the transfusion progressed, he
lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did, seeing the
color returning to her cheeks. Then his face grew pale and his smile
faded. He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, Will
start to die right away?". Being young, the little boy had
misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his
sister all of his blood in order to save her.

Any Xbox 360 Users With Xbox Live?

If so, here are a bunch of cool freebies from their marketplace.

http://www.xbox360rally.com/complete-list-of-free-xbox-live-downloads/

August 13, 2007

The Sept 11 Trucker

Thanks Vikki!

These pictures are awsome, and I am sure they took a long time to complete. Every name of the person who passed is remembered. I hope you post this one.

Vikki Johnson from University Park, IL


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August 14, 2007

Awareness And A Just In Case!

You know how you always say its a small world when you meet someone and realize you shared someething in common with that person?

Well, this may be the case...


James,
I don't know if you can/will post this or not and if you can't for what ever reason I understand. I just thought I would give it a shot as I know you reach hundreds of people daily.
This is so important or I would not even ask. Anyway have a good day, and thanks either way. Mary.

My dear friend Christina who is number one on my list and will be till her children are found and home safely with her once again. Below is a describtion on what happen and pictures of her children. Please repost this and have all your friends repost it. This is kidnapping and he should be brought to justice so the kids can live a normal life. I BEG YOU TO REPOST THIS IF YOU HAVE ANY HEART AT ALL.

Just click reply and then copy the info so the pictures will show up when you post it in a bulletin--I will be praying for her everyday and night and ask the same from you. The more that see this the sooner they will be found--PLEASE REPOST AND ASK ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO DO THE SAME

On Thursday of this past week my ex came into town. He left with them around 8:30 pm from my apartment. His dad says he saw them around 9 am the following morning. His mother told us he rented a truck/SUV and they left, and I wouldn’t see them for a long time.

I’ve called the police, I’ve called his parents and everyone I could come up with phone numbers for, I’ve even gone to their houses. That’s all the info I was able to get. I do know he still lives in Florida, and are supposedly driving there. If anyone sees them, please call one of these numbers:

Frances: 1-660-343-5447 or Cell:1-660-221-6884
Desaree: 1-660-827-1908
My Cell: 1-660-473-3158 you can also text Frances (my mom) or my cells with info.

When they left the house, the oldest (Shelby Cantrell) was wearing black capris, a black t-shirt that read “I like you, you’re different”, and black flip flops. Bethany was wearing blue jeans, a white and peach striped shirt, and black “Vans” tennis shoes. Ariel (the youngest) was wearing a tie dyed t-shirt that said “Branson” on the front, black soccer shorts, and light blue tennis shoes with no laces.

Please forward this on so maybe someone can help me find my girls. For those who don’t know how.. hit “reply”, copy and paste to a new bulletin.

These are the most recent pictures I have:

Shelby:
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Bethany:
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Ariel:
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Freebie

Thanks Dana.

(I did not verify this one)


This worked as of 6:35 pm central

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August 15, 2007

Ok, This Is Just Too Cute

August 16, 2007

Two New Contests From The Celebrity Cafe

Win one of Three MEERKAT MANOR 4-disc DVD sets
Three Grand Prize Winners will receive: MEERKAT MANOR 4-disc DVD sets
Daily Entry. Expires September 15, 2007. U.S. Only.


Win one of ten Georgia Rules DVDs
Ten Grand Prize Winners will receive: Georgia Rules DVDs
Daily Entry. Expires September 15, 2007. U.S. Only.

August 19, 2007

Faith The Dog

All I can say is wow......
I love dogs.

Thanks Theresa.


Free Vanilla Coke

Thanks Vicki.

http://site.vocalpoint.com/vanillacoke/coupon.html

August 20, 2007

What Is Your Walk Score?

Type in your address to see how far everything is from your house.

http://www.walkscore.com/

August 22, 2007

Disney & WalMart High School Musical 2 Wake Up Call

Your kids can get a wake up call from one of these 2 characters:

Sharpay (Ashley Tisdale)
Chad (Corbin Bleu)

http://www.irgent.com/walmartwakeup/index.htm

Anyone Can Instantly Win A Giftcard From Perfume.com

1. Go to perfume.com and click on "Staff pick of the week" on the left hand side.

2. Click on "Post Comment".

3. Thats it. It is supposed to be for today only, but I dont know the exact time it is expiring.

These are the terms...

INSTANTLY WIN A GIFT CARD
Limit of ONE Gift Card and voucher redemption per Household, IP and/or Email address. Perfume.com Health and Beauty News is sent out twice per month; you can unsubscribe at any time. Perfume.com affiliates and employees are not eligible. Valid in USA only. Gift Card values are $100, $50, $20, $10 and $5. Any amounts above the gift card value must be paid via an accepted payment method. Not combinable with other offers or coupons.
All gift cards are randomly generated in the following frequency and amount: 1/1000 - $100, 1/500 - $50, 1/50 - $20, 1/10 - $10 and the remainder are $5. No cash value. Perfume.com reserves the right to refuse any order or gift card for any reason. Gift Cards are valid for 72 hours after they are issued.
Gift Cards must be used in a single transaction and can not be applied towards shipping cost. Gift Cards are not applicable with other Perfume.com coupons except with other stackable coupons. Good Luck.

HOW TO WIN $100 GC
It's easy and fun!
1. Post a comment on this weeks winner's selection.
2. Write a review about this weeks pick or your favorite or least favorite fragrance.

TERMS
By entering this contest you agree to abide by our Terms of Use:
Once a week a new winner will be chosen at random from all applicants. One entry per email.
Your $100 gift certificate cannot be used with any other coupons, gift certificates or promotional offers.
By giving us your email address you will be periodically sent special coupons and updates on promotions.
Once we notify you of your win you must respond within 7 days or we will choose a new winner.
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You Just Have To Read This....

Thanks Dana!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130144061675

August 23, 2007

Hard to find 800 numbers

Add this list to your favorites!
We keep them is business,Yet we can't find them
half the time!

http://www.hardtofind800numbers.com

August 25, 2007

Thanks Eric

I dont even need to comment on this one.

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August 27, 2007

Free His & Hers Spa Waffle Robes from Nautica

Thanks Vicki!

Must create a registry with $500 worth of Nautica products at Bed Bath & Beyond, print it out and mail along with the rebate form. There is nothing to buy.
You print the rebate form out here:http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/NauticaRebate072007.pdf


*They will start sending the robes out after September 15, 2007. Just in time for Christmas!

Awesome Soccer Skills!

Thanks Wendy!

August 29, 2007

Print And Play Toys


http://www.mcguirezone.com/goodies/toys.html

First 5,000 to Respond Get Our Fall Energizers Gift Pack

Thanks Dana.

Your Chance to Receive a FREE "Fall Energizers" Gift Pack!

Want to deliciously fragrance your home with refreshing fall scents and also get a head-start on seasonal organizing? If you are one of the first 5,000 people to respond, you will receive our "Fall Energizers" Gift Pack, which includes:
A Glade® Scented Oil Candle holder, plus a coupon booklet worth $6.50 with the following coupons:

* $1.00 off any Glade® Candle
* $3.00 of Glade® Scented Oil Candle
* $1.00 off Glade® PlugIns® Scented Oil Starter Kit or Refill
* $1.50 off Ziploc® Brand Big Bags


Please provide the requested information and then click the submit button by August 29, 2007, 11:59:59 p.m. Central Standard Time (CST) for your chance for a "Fall Energizers" Gift Pack.

http://www.cleanhomejournal.com/offers/HYA3N/?hs225=chj&hs227=chj200709

Free Trees! - Thank you Patti

Frito Lay Free Tree Opportunity
Frito Lay is giving away another 50,000 trees to organizations all over America.

Last fall, Frito gave 25,000 seedlings to nonprofit organizations. This year, they're giving away 50,000 more.
Apply NOW for free trees

Who can participate?

All nonprofit organizations are being considered. This could include schools, clubs, communities, etc. To ensure the health of our donated trees, please only apply if your organization has the capabilities to plant in large quantities. Frito-Lay and The National Arbor Day Foundation will not be assisting with the planting of trees.

How can my organization apply?

To apply for free trees, click on the 'Register Now' link.

When can my organization apply?

You may apply anytime. Please apply only once.

How many trees can my organization receive?

Choose 50, 100, 150, 200, 250, or 300 donated trees.

How are organizations selected for free trees?

Organizations are chosen from all applicants who have registered for the program. Preference is given on a first-come, first-served basis.

Note: Zones 1, 2 and 11 are not eligible at this time. Due to state Department of Agriculture restrictions, we are unable to ship trees to AK, AZ, CA, HI or any U.S. territories. We are currently researching options for these zones. We apologize for this inconvenience.
What types of trees will I receive?

If you are chosen to receive donated seedling trees, you will be contacted to choose your trees. We will encourage you to receive the appropriate trees for your growing zone. Available trees: Blue Spruce, Pin Oak, Red Maple, Red Oak, Redbud, River Birch, Scarlet Oak, Silver Maple, Sugar Maple, Thornless Honeylocust, Tuliptree, White Dogwood and White Pine. Due to the large volume of applications, we cannot accommodate specific requests.
How will my organization be notified?

Organizations chosen to receive donated trees will be notified by e-mail.
If chosen, when will I receive my trees?

You can select Fall 2007 shipping or Spring 2008 shipping and we'll send the trees to you at the best time for planting in your area. Another option is Arbor Day 2008, and we can ship the trees to arrive in time for the national holiday on April 25, 2008.

Apply NOW for free trees

August 30, 2007

Free I Heart McDeany Limited Edition T-Shirt

Thanks Dana!

Now I dont know if this is a contest or a limited quantity freebie.....
http://www.oxygen.com/TvShows/Detail.aspx?code=tor&view=sweeps&affiliate

This is an email I got this morning about recycling....

Dear Fundraising Planner:

Looking for a great way to raise thousands of dollars for your school, church or club? The EcoPhones Recycling Fundraiser pays up to $300 per item. There's nothing to buy and nothing to sell. Simply ask parents, neighbors, co-workers and local businesses to donate and recycle their used consumer electronics:

* Cell Phones
* Ink Jet Printer Cartridges
* DVD Movies & Videogames
* Portable DVD Players
* Laptop Computers
* MP3 Players
* X-Boxes, Sony Playstations, Wii
* Digital Cameras & Digital Video Cameras (DVRs)
* Digital Picture Frames
* Portable Navigation & GPS Devices (Garmin, Magellan, Tom-Tom)

Earn cash for every item guaranteed! We even pay for damaged, non-working and non-listed models.

According to the Consumer Electronics Association the average U.S. household owns 25 consumer electronics devices. With more than 2 billion DVDs, 30 million digital cameras and 41 million MP3 players sold each year in the U.S. plus the more than 150 million used cell phones stockpiled in U.S. households the EcoPhones Recycling Fundraiser is much easier and more profitable than you may think. In addition, EcoPhones provides FREE customizable marketing materials and free shipping from anywhere in the U.S. including Alaska. Join the more than 22,000 schools, clubs, and churches just like yours that have raised much-needed funds for their organizations.

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Regards,

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Fundraising Associate
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Toll Free (888) 326-7466
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2636 Walnut Hill Lane, Suite 215
Dallas, Texas 75229

http://www.ecophones.com/default.aspx

August 31, 2007

Tenjooberrymuds

Thanks Judy =)

This could also happen at a drive-in fast-order place, unfortunately!


By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS...


In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to
learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following
conversation until you are able to understand the term 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'.

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the growing trend!!!

Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
Room-service:

Room Service (RS): 'Morrin. Roon sirbees.'

Guest (G): 'Sorry, I thought I d ialed room-service.'

RS: ' Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???'

G: 'Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.'

RS: 'Ow July den?'

G: '.....What??'

RS: 'Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?'

G: 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... scrambled, please.'

RS: 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?'

G: 'Crisp will be fine.'

RS: 'Hokay. An Sahn toes?'

G: 'What?'

RS: 'An toes. July Sahn toes?'

G: 'I... don't think so'

RS: 'No? Judo wan sahn toes???'

G: 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.'

RS: 'Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we
bodder?'

G: 'Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an Engli sh muffin will be fine.'

RS: 'We bodder?'

G: 'No, just put the bodder on the side.'

RS: 'Wad?!?'

G: 'I mean butter... just put the butter on the side.'

RS: 'Copy?'

G: 'Excuse me?'

RS: 'Copy...tea...meel?'

G: 'Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything.'

RS: 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on
sigh and copy.. rye??'

G: 'Whatever you say.'

RS: 'Tenjooberrymuds.'

G: 'You're welcome.'

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