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Ooooh, This is BAD!

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello? "

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

" Yes ," whispered the small voice
May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, " No ."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
Yes ."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, " No ."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

" Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
" No, he's busy ", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"
" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

" A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a helicopter ."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they are searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...
" ME "

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Comments (4)

EDWARD SCHWARZMANN:

SO BAD IT'S GREAT.

I BELIEVE IT WAS REAL ONCE, SOMEWHERE. IT'S TOO TRUE TO KIDS TO BE MADE UP.

rosmary haycock:

oh my god to funny. i can really see this happing kids go figure

jill:

that was soooo classic lmao

Wayne Federline:

Ooooh, this is good!

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