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BBQ Rules! Thanks Sharon





BBQ RULES

We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.



When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:



Routine...




(1) The woman buys the food.

(2)
The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3)
The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.



Here comes the important part:




(4)
THE MAN



PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.



More routine....




(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

(6)
The woman comes out to tell the man that



the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.



Important again:




(7)
THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.



More routine....




(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(9)
After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.



And most important of all:

(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and



THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(11)
The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....


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Comments (5)

CAT:

My AUNTIE sent that one in to James...he puts some of my jokes in to...ISNT JAMES THE GREATEST?????? Yes he is!!!!!!!
I got that joke in my email...but still i have to say...the funniest joke yet.....was that texas chili cookoff. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt for awhile.
James put that one in his newsletter to....haha.

al:

with tears of laughtes l must thank you for a great great laugh.

Chris:

You better believe we take the credit. Now get me a beer!!! LMAO Sharon you are too funny.

Sounds about right, thanks for the morning laugh.
Have a great day.

Wayne Federline:

Damn Straight...

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