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Killer Biscuits

This is only humor. I HOPE its not true.


Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that
Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda ref used to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially
passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.


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Comments (10)


Wow! I never even knew that could possibly happen! ^_^

tina meckle:

I still get tears in my eyes over that one, now that made my day,glad i have dark hair! my oh my, old dough head..ooh gawwd. too too funny!

Mary Haught:

That is just too too funny.


I saw that episode of Mythbusters.
And I think it is funny, some people just cannot take a joke. I had a dear friend who was Polish, and he was the number one fan of Polish jokes. He loved them. It is just that he had a sense of humor. He understood that it was a joke, that it was not to mean that he was stupid. So if the jokes offend you, lighten up and move on. Life is to short to go through it PO'ed!

life is too short to be angry about things like this.
Thats why I dont get mad about this stuff.

Dawn Garlick:

Hi James,
Cute story, I just was wondering, does everybody yell at you for stuff that really doesn't matter? If people would stop and think whether what they are mad about will make any difference in a day or two there might be a lot more happy people in the world. But then maybe they don't have any one else to yell at. And far as being a Godly person wasn't it Jesus that said love your enemies? Just something for all these mad people to think about. Thanks for the freebies and contest, I know if you didn't do this I wouldn't have time to find them and enter. So try and stay happy.

Nope, I missed that episode!

How is it demeaning? It was a joke that was forwarded to me.

They have blonde jokes, redneck jokes, jokes about kids...
Heck, they have jokes about dumb people and $2 bills.

You cant say one is bad but the rest are ok.


Hi James~ I know people again...:) anyways Mythbusters tried to bust this on thier show, did ya see it?


that is totally demeaning to women when u say things like that

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